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To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.
Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!
by Abzloot June 22, 2009