5 definitions by Abzloot

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To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.
Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!
by Abzloot June 22, 2009

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A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.
Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"
by Abzloot June 03, 2009

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A dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.
"She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!"
by Abzloot June 03, 2009

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To treat, combine, or absorb some Maddox wisdom into your brain box.

NOTE: Maddox is a popular online satirist who wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" and who is the writer and brains behind the popular online satirical website maddox dot xmission dot com
Wow, have you read the latest Maddox rant? I've been totally maddoxygenated.
by Abzloot June 24, 2009

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When something is so bonkers it's ridiculous!
Man, see her massive boobs, that chick's tits are ridonculous!
by Abzloot February 16, 2010

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