velcro

A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.

Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!

by Gupta789 December 29, 2007

velcro

something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.

DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.

by deprimer August 9, 2004

Velcro

The act of placing your nuts inside a the mouth of a man packing a well developed beard. The contrast between your nut hairs and his beard creates a velcro effect as your nut hair get lost in his face ones.

Hey Matt, why don't you Velcro me? You round hairy man!

by CallMeCinnamonOrFridayNight April 20, 2017

Velcro

A guys under an acceptable dating age. The opposite of a cougar.

I try to stop Kim from making out with Velcros at the bar down the shore, but she can't keep her hands off younger men.

Kim thought he had perfect eyesight. She didn't realize 2020 was his graduating year. She fell for a velcro.

by Steam shower willow July 4, 2017

velcro

a woman who has a mustache. one can refer to such a woman as "velcro" as a nickname.

When she kisses a guy their mustaches will interlock and peel away just like velcro.

by Dave B333 March 8, 2006

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

Velcro

An extremely lesbian girl.

Person: hey what sexual preference are you?

Girl: Dude, I am so Velcro.

by Jordiee February 24, 2008