velcro face

an extremely hurtful insult often followed by other even more insulting insults.

Weebl: Velcro Face
Bob: Elbow Head
Weebl: Spanner Magnet
Bob: Plasic Vicar
Weebl: Ooh, that harsh. Bum eyes.
Bob: Nooo you win.

by purplehairedchick November 17, 2003

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya March 29, 2018

velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 12, 2018