people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die
... and/or
people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems
... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
... and/or
people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems
... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
A non-meat eater. Chooses not to eat meat for various reasons. Not to be confused with vegan. May still eat eggs, cheese, chocolate, and drink milk. Usually doesn't wear leather. Most vegetarians accept that not everyone is a vegetarian like them, and most accept others eating meat.
Even though I am a vegetarian, I don't down other people for eating meat.
Jean: Thanks for the meatless food.
Hunter: OMG, you are a vegetarian. I am still going to eat
meat.
Jean: Okay.
Hunter: Okay? You must be a broken vegetarian. You
aren't even going to tell me that you hate me or
preach to me to not eat meat?
Jean: Nope. It's your choice to eat meat. I'm not going to
try to sway your decision.
Hunter: Okay. Good.
Jean: Thanks for the meatless food.
Hunter: OMG, you are a vegetarian. I am still going to eat
meat.
Jean: Okay.
Hunter: Okay? You must be a broken vegetarian. You
aren't even going to tell me that you hate me or
preach to me to not eat meat?
Jean: Nope. It's your choice to eat meat. I'm not going to
try to sway your decision.
Hunter: Okay. Good.
by adriennesmileybear April 26, 2010
"Puny meat eaters are inferior to our vegetarian cuck king Onision. You are likely to die faster fools"
by One of Onisions Cuck Warriors August 3, 2016
a person woh eats no meat or poultry products. and on most parts wears no fur or leather. NOT THE SAME THING AS A VEGAN!
by the little mermaid July 12, 2006
by peyaar hai tumse September 30, 2003
An evil type of person that takes joy in murdering helpless fruits, vegetables, and other nonmeat products that can't run away. These peopleare so selfish, that they would rather substitute a helpless carrot for a tasty cheeseburger.
Everytime I see a vegetarian eating a salad, i think: "My god!!! That head of lettuce had no chance..."
by floppers16 December 28, 2010
A diet lifestlye chosen by usually intelligent people who can see the horrors of intensive,battery, so-called "farming". Others choose it becuase they feel offended by slaughter or simply don't like meat.
Not to be confused with vegans,PETA, animal rights campaigners etc. althought they are sometimes affiliated.
Vegetarians are often laughed at by meat eaters (see moron) but,hey,I'm not the one with 6 pounds of beef rotting in my stomach.
Many vegeatarians are passionate about their respect of animals and believe in humane rights for every living creature,it does not mean they are hippies or terrorists.
Usually vegetarians are very nice,quite liberal people, who have an interest in politics,the arts and anything they fancy. They despise homophobia,racism and sexism due to their caring,slightly anarchic nature. Often they have a anti-corpration,anti-war stance.
Some people are vegetarians for the sake of being vegetarian, as it is "cool". These people are obviously quite dumb.
Not to be confused with vegans,PETA, animal rights campaigners etc. althought they are sometimes affiliated.
Vegetarians are often laughed at by meat eaters (see moron) but,hey,I'm not the one with 6 pounds of beef rotting in my stomach.
Many vegeatarians are passionate about their respect of animals and believe in humane rights for every living creature,it does not mean they are hippies or terrorists.
Usually vegetarians are very nice,quite liberal people, who have an interest in politics,the arts and anything they fancy. They despise homophobia,racism and sexism due to their caring,slightly anarchic nature. Often they have a anti-corpration,anti-war stance.
Some people are vegetarians for the sake of being vegetarian, as it is "cool". These people are obviously quite dumb.
>>Real-life experiences of a vegetarian<<<
DumbShitHead:"Why you eating salad? They got burgers!"
Me:"I'm a vegetarian"
DumbShitHead:"HaHa,what are you a Christian?"
Me:"No,I'm an atheist,actually."
DumbShitHead:"An AFEE-WHA'?"
DumbBitch:"HaHa,goody-two shoes,not eating meat.Do you like Cliff Richard as well,you hippie fuck?"
Me:"Actually I like Rage Against The Machine,Rise Against and once punched a guy for picking on my gay friend. So you can take your Cliff Richard and shove it up your fat ass."
DumbBitch: *faints at hearing so many big words*
Mom:"You're goona DIE.You're GONNA DIE if you don't eat some meat! Quick EAT SOME!!!.So unhealthy! Don't you want to be HEALTHY?!?!?! Come on,eat genetically modified murders and get healthy like me.ALL VEGETARIANS GONNA DIE!"
Me: *thinks of Davey Havok,Jade Puget,Moz and shakes head*
DumbShitHead:"Why you eating salad? They got burgers!"
Me:"I'm a vegetarian"
DumbShitHead:"HaHa,what are you a Christian?"
Me:"No,I'm an atheist,actually."
DumbShitHead:"An AFEE-WHA'?"
DumbBitch:"HaHa,goody-two shoes,not eating meat.Do you like Cliff Richard as well,you hippie fuck?"
Me:"Actually I like Rage Against The Machine,Rise Against and once punched a guy for picking on my gay friend. So you can take your Cliff Richard and shove it up your fat ass."
DumbBitch: *faints at hearing so many big words*
Mom:"You're goona DIE.You're GONNA DIE if you don't eat some meat! Quick EAT SOME!!!.So unhealthy! Don't you want to be HEALTHY?!?!?! Come on,eat genetically modified murders and get healthy like me.ALL VEGETARIANS GONNA DIE!"
Me: *thinks of Davey Havok,Jade Puget,Moz and shakes head*
by bandanasarerad September 5, 2006