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vasturbate 

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time
"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.
vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015
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The best compliment there can be is vanture, it is like boss, queen, ruler, gurl, or it could be used as like in mean girls as Gretchen says « That’s so fetch! » so you could say « that’s so vanture » or « omg that necklace is so vanture! »
That’s so vanture, you are so vanture
Vanture by Babby Thang August 27, 2019
a turd that is in a vagina
i just fisted my wife and now her pussy is huge then i took a shit down ehr vagina and now she has a huge vaturd in tehre
Vaturd by d1a_g December 5, 2007
An extremely large bird that eats cats, squirrels, babies (less than 18 months), and rats.
My husband and I saw many valture birds around in areas. They took one cat, squirrel and other animals.
valture by Bibobama January 16, 2018
Kid with anger issues that likes to ride dipples all day to defend his furry e-boyfriend.
Theres a Vayuri over there, don't make them mad.
Vayuri by ThreeStepComputer June 7, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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