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Vaushing 

The act of justifying horrendous acts against children, usually under layers of "satire" and pseudointellectualism.
EDP445 was vaushing the other day.
Vaushing by LP426 November 19, 2020
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Vaushing 

The dishonest tactic of focusing on anything but the good faith arguments, often while calling others bad faith. See "MICHAEL KNOWLES Asks DAVID PAKMAN A Simple Question And Things Get Really WEIRD." 1:27:00
David Packman was vaushing when he called Michael Knowles bad faith while being bad faith himself.
Vaushing by jacen333 June 15, 2023
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A fangirl of the YouTube streamer Vaush, who claims to be on the political left, even though he exhibits a strong chauvinistic tendency, and is pro-war. He is literally a liberal with a bad attitude toward anyone who doesn't agree with his somewhat uneducated political stance. Anyone who disagrees with him is a fascist. Living in the video game space, his fangirls are mostly underage social outcasts such as himself, computer literate, but of poor physical fitness.
Trained from an early age, a Vaushina could be well into her 20's before she becomes aware that Vaush is an empty figurehead that will never really do anything to improve life for anyone but himself.
vaushina by Trans-AmIam February 2, 2023
To vash (in the present tense “vashing”) means to lazily masturbate (usually 120-200 strokes per second) to avoid doing tasks, chores, etc.
Meaning 1:

Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”

Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”

Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”
vashing by thebiggestvasher December 5, 2025
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