male varnish 

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

male varnish by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

Varnished 

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing Your Wood by joshinho April 8, 2010

black nail varnish 

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

black nail varnish by Negasable May 4, 2008

satin varnished dawn 

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Varnishing the Barn by BigJustice April 16, 2009