Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 09, 2023

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 31, 2022

Volterra Variant

A bowel movement that sits in toilet of no water that causes you and those around you to vomit

I had salty eggs at the borgo for breakfast and then the Volterra Variant kicked in

by StinkTree October 11, 2021