the coolest name to have, people with this name pwn everyone.
varela, you are tyte.
by Varela March 28, 2007
A fat Mexican who is often mistaken as the creature from the Mexican lagoon. Known to rape children (usually of the same heritage)
The Varela crawled out of the swamp on the search to find innocent children.
by Creature of The Mexican Lagoon December 30, 2015