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A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.
I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?
by Michael VanVleet January 16, 2007
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the practice of fingering one's self anally while masturbating
I walked in and caught Kevin vanvleeting himself.
by manlover1269 March 25, 2010
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