The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.
"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".
by PPurpler April 18, 2022
Crazy. Not just standard crazy, we're talking out-of-this-world, gotta get some under the table shit from your nutso cousin who's pretending he's a flamingo crazy. Not only biologically programmed to harass a male for a wedding ring everytime they open their mouths, but as of late have been affected negatively by an 'El Nino'-like attack of knowledge, whereby they will argue any and all theological and social problems of society at present because they saw Blood Diamond and they know.
"Hey man, what's the deal with Katie?"
"Nah man, she's just another Vanguard Girl"
"Ah fuck... what'd she do? Not worse than Liz..?!"
"Dude. I should've turned around after she verbally berated me for not wearing Tom's Shoes."
"Nah man, she's just another Vanguard Girl"
"Ah fuck... what'd she do? Not worse than Liz..?!"
"Dude. I should've turned around after she verbally berated me for not wearing Tom's Shoes."
by The Hymen Remover December 16, 2009
"Vanguard Champ" - (n)
A gamer who typically hogs kills, never offers help with objectives, nor do they rescue a teammate in need unless it benefits them in return. In a nutshell - a selfish gamer. When one of these people enter an objective-based multiplayer game, they instantly turn it into a "team death match". These types of gamers will run around, deliberately stealing your kills to get massive killstreaks. In the process of doing this, they ignore you completely as if you're not even there, and will let you die or possibly team-kill you if there is enough reward for them. But once they're about to die, they demand your help until it is given. If they lose their "doughnut" (aka, they die), they will throw a 'BF' and whine about it for the rest of the day incessantly.
A gamer who typically hogs kills, never offers help with objectives, nor do they rescue a teammate in need unless it benefits them in return. In a nutshell - a selfish gamer. When one of these people enter an objective-based multiplayer game, they instantly turn it into a "team death match". These types of gamers will run around, deliberately stealing your kills to get massive killstreaks. In the process of doing this, they ignore you completely as if you're not even there, and will let you die or possibly team-kill you if there is enough reward for them. But once they're about to die, they demand your help until it is given. If they lose their "doughnut" (aka, they die), they will throw a 'BF' and whine about it for the rest of the day incessantly.
by Boise Badkid July 20, 2011
A typical Guy at Vanguard University of Southern California can always be spotted with a board. Whether it be a penny board, long board, or surf board.
These guys like to live a relaxed life and will usually be seen sporting a quiff or a man bun. These boys never take life seriously and are always surrounded by the ladies.
Many vanguard guys claim to be attending Vanguard for their love of Jesus Christ when in reality they're more in love with the student ratio of 5:1 with the girls dominating the campus.
The amount of women constantly surrounding these guys turns many of them into egocentric airheads, but on occasion you can still find a down to earth vanguard guy.
These guys like to live a relaxed life and will usually be seen sporting a quiff or a man bun. These boys never take life seriously and are always surrounded by the ladies.
Many vanguard guys claim to be attending Vanguard for their love of Jesus Christ when in reality they're more in love with the student ratio of 5:1 with the girls dominating the campus.
The amount of women constantly surrounding these guys turns many of them into egocentric airheads, but on occasion you can still find a down to earth vanguard guy.
by Vanguardgirl0528 September 28, 2016
by Mr Russ February 16, 2005
A card game almost as shitty as yugioh, where you attempt to sell your soul to make one or more deck(s); higher priced than a hooker to completely destroy your friends to prove who gets the most e-pussy from catfishes
Look at that prick over there, more broke than your average Yugioh player, he looks like he plays Cardfight Vanguard .
This person over here plays Cardfight Vanguard, he must be a social outcast and only watches anime.
This person over here plays Cardfight Vanguard, he must be a social outcast and only watches anime.
by XXXXNigNogEggNogXXXX December 13, 2017
Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.
Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:
Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:
by clickclackBOOM June 22, 2011