vanenis

Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).

Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.

vanenis by tifroc April 24, 2008

Vannist

A man who drives a van around and makes people 'get in the van' and takes them to a random location and kicks them out.

"GET IN THE VAN"!!!
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".

Vannist by TWC.TV July 25, 2015

Vanelis 

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.

That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.

Vanelis by klinggirl February 2, 2010

vagenis 

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

The Vannis🥵 

The Vannis🥵 are a species made by people on the coding website known as Scratch.

The Vannis🥵 are lit ngl
Anatomy: They have floating triangles around their heads, they come in White, Grey, Black and Brown (and pink sometimes)

The Vannis🥵 by BeepoVanni November 16, 2021

Vagenis 

When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss

So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......

Vagenis by monae.marie January 6, 2015

Vagenis 

Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.

If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.

Vagenis by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009