When you need access to wifi so bad, you start giving out free hand jobs(at a minimum) for a little internet hit. Vancouver Truck Stops happen to be famous for such activity.
Aye buddy, how aboot we get some Vancouver Truck Pump action going, friend. I give you a hand job, pal, so I can get my daily fix of animal porn, guy.
by Peter Jamz August 6, 2016
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When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.
(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.
by Cinnamahn April 11, 2010
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When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
by Bane1717 March 9, 2016
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Bizarre yet beautiful Vancouver Island musical gathering with 6 stages over 250 musicians and 1000 wild and wooley volunteers where helicopter dancers flourish, teens come of age, generations of families camp and play and hang out together, babies get conceived in droves and campers delicately balace sleep deprivation, high levels of beer intake and a blissful euphoria that comes with hearing some of the best music on the planet!
Vancouver Island MusicFest is the most awesome event I've ever been to.
by ea Lynn February 20, 2010
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A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.
Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.
by Sticky Flapjack King February 14, 2012
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A maneuver which is performed when making passionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. Just as you reach orgasm, you slam her (Snowboard or Ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and ejaculate copious amounts of semen into her helmet. You then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with semen. Then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. Inspired by some fine ass 2010 Winter Olympian Skiers.
Skeez: Yo I'm going to Vancouver to watch the Winter Olympics.

Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.

Skeez: I must partake.

Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.
by Dr. Gomez Aka Brandon February 18, 2010
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Referring to doing something exciting... funny...interesting... crazy... of just in a size that is beyond extra large
I'm available after Wednesday, so lets do something ... something at Vancouver size please!
by VTM November 16, 2010
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