vamperv

One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.

OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.

vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008

VanPersie 

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day

1)Hey you're lucky I VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
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2) Dude, you would've been in deep trouble had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!

VanPersie by wondergunner November 20, 2011

Vampress

A red haired woman of the night. Usually striking in beauty and wildly erotic. Most often, a vegan.

That ginger woman, Amanda, is quite the sexy vampress !

Vampress by Mrs V. December 7, 2018

vamperial 

Having vampire like characteristics ...

The cross I purchased at hobby lobby looks a bit vamperial.

Bob Barker has a vamperial look about him.

vamperial by JULIE LISA RONNIE October 22, 2018

Vapers 

A group of children or man-children, that has grown steadily in the last few years who now ingest the mostly useless but highly addictive substance, nicotine through E-cigs rather than traditional combustible cigarettes, as they believe it makes them look trendy and hip, and that it somehow equates to having a personality, when in reality all they are doing is needlessly spending copious amounts of money on devices, and bottles of the same substance that gives OTC cough medicine its viscosity. They then turn it into plumes of fruity aerosol, sure to make any innocent bystanders have a genuine bruh moment.

Noun:

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, seriously?

Person 2: what is it?

Person 1: There's a bunch of vapers, and we're going to have to walk through their area to get to class.

Person 2: Bruh.

Vapers by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019

vampress

-(adj) a blood sucking bitch

Somebody told me that the chick I was hitting on was a vampress.

That girl on Twilight was a real vampress.

vampress by socnick4life April 8, 2009

vamperbate 

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"

"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"

vamperbate by winstongoondog December 9, 2009