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1.
A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
by MichFace June 29, 2005
 
2.
Most popular and effective treatment for herpes according to the commercials. Don't ask me why I know so much about Valtrex. Of course I don't know if it's a cream or a series of pills, sry.
After taking Valtrex most people can return to their first love of riding horses....Then spend the night "riding' other people.
by El Barto June 28, 2004
 
3.
The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
I'm just so scared of King Valtrex!

Man, I hate global warming! Damn you, Valtrex!
by Mikenator January 08, 2008