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Valley Rat 

n.--someone who grew up in Valley Springs, and has the appearance and smell of a greaseball. They are raised to eat deer, drink beer, and love NASCAR. The Valley Rat species has dug a tunnel system that stretches a total of 300 miles. One Yankton kid was even seen getting sucked into their hole from the baseball field--this is the only recorded death caused by a Valley Rat.
If your friend doesn't wash his hair for 4 days, only talks about cars, and dresses in 80s rockband shirts; then he's probably a Valley Rat.
Valley Rat by Jeff Bly March 18, 2011

Valley Rat 

Adjective or Noun.
Someone who resides in Lynn Valley, North Vancouver. Gets into mischief. Usually involves intoxication or other substances that should not be used by those under the age of majority. Wandering through the streets late at night in the community ignorant to the fact there are raccoons and black bears following you is a plus.
"Isn't Ted such a Valley Rat drinking through rain sleet and snow outside when there are black bears around. Let us go Valley Rat it up with him."

"Dude, don't mess with him; he's a Valley Rat."
Valley Rat by Cdn-Celt April 4, 2009
A colombian genre of music that is based upon thress basic instruments, the acordeon, the guacharaca and the caja, its very popular here and in some closer countries
A group of children that play vallenato went to visit the white house and played for Bill "I can keep my pants on" Clinton
vallenato by Denial_L_L March 27, 2005

valleygoth 

A cross between a Valley Girl, and a Goth Chick. A Valleygoth girl will usually upspeak, but might have jet-black hair, pale white skin, and have tendencies to worship Satan at the mall.
"Hey, check out the ValleyGoth chick walking into Hot Topic, she's so perky and depressing.
valleygoth by Dwood April 30, 2006

Skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest 

Donald Trump and Madonna are both skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest.

Valley Rat 

A resident of the Midland Valley area of SC, characterized by low class and even lower education. Women have buck teeth the size of rabbits and men have mullets. Generally god-fearing, rugged, individualistic freedom-loving idiots who shun loose women that turn them down. They believe federal aid to anyone but themselves is creeping socialism. Generally have an unattractive appearance, but once they open their mouths, its completely obvious if they are or not.
Yeah, he's such a valley rat. He's probably had that mullet since 1987
Valley Rat by bluffington December 15, 2010