A resident of the Midland Valley area of SC, characterized by low class and even lower education. Women have buck teeth the size of rabbits and men have mullets. Generally god-fearing, rugged, individualistic freedom-loving idiots who shun loose women that turn them down. They believe federal aid to anyone but themselves is creeping socialism. Generally have an unattractive appearance, but once they open their mouths, its completely obvious if they are or not.
Yeah, he's such a valley rat. He's probably had that mullet since 1987