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A synonym for total fail or for continous fail. Can be applied to a person or a situation. Works especally in video games, but is usable anywhere.
1) Wow, he killed himself with his own grenade that bounced off the wall in front of him. What a valla.

2) Matthew just valla-ed. He tripped over his own backpack that he moved so he wouldn't trip.
by Necrosis59 May 02, 2009
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valla means to solemnly vow in the name of God.
S: Are you going to be faithful to me?

V: Yes
S: don't lie to me
V: I'm not lying to you, Valla !
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Valla means a very gorgeous girl that everyone admires she always makes people's days and always makes people happy Valla also means a sexy girl with a big butt
She is so Valla I wish I was her
by Korina May 26, 2015
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