An energetic and happy orphan who fights monsters with a Grenade Launching Hammer who can't be hurt by lightning.
"That person is such a Nora Valkyrie"
by La Luna Loco March 15, 2017
Adolf Hitler's contigency plan to keep the NSDAP in power, in the event Germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. The plan would be authorized by either Hitler or the General of the Heer (Army) Resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and Waffen/ SS troopers secure key parts to the Reich's leadership.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.
by ww2wizzkid September 25, 2009
Man, this girl asked me out and as soon as I said no she said she'd expose me, such a white valkyrie
by Memeconnoisseur1 July 3, 2019
When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
by chicken hawk 105 January 21, 2011
Verb. To ejaculate you in her eye while yelling in German gibberish. The resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to Tom Cruise's in Operation Valkyrie - http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Tom-Cruise-Valkyrie.jpg
Tom: How did that date go last night?
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.
by tBCSeattle January 6, 2009
A female that possesses a few or many traits of machismo of men. Also has the badass-ness to beat up most if not all men.
"Dude did Courtney just straight up whoop Jason's ass? Man that's a valkyrie bitch if I ever did see one."
"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."
"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."
by Raging Asian December 29, 2016
When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.
"Keith is dead? What happened??"
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
by roundegotrip April 16, 2022