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vagsassin 

Noun: 'vajsasin' Anyone who performs vaginal intercourse so vigorously that afterwards the woman is incapable of having vaginal intercourse anytime in the near future.

Verb form is vagsassinate.
"Dude, I heard that he hit that so hard that she couldn't even think about sex for a week. He's a total vagsassin."

"I vagsassinated my girlfriend last night. Unless I can talk her into anal I'm not getting any for a while."
vagsassin by Justim August 26, 2007
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vaxassinated 

Describes someone who died of the cloth shot.
If you believe the main stream media, there's a big change you'll end up vaxassinated.
vaxassinated by VirusWappie January 14, 2022

Vagwashing 

When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.
With all this vagwashing in movies, I'm wondering when Bond will become a dame.
Vagwashing by Zachariah Langley 13 September 25, 2017

Vargassing 

Vargassing is the art of making a completely idiotic statement and then instead of retracting the statement you double down on it, or triple down on it, and in extreme cases many more times. This is typically done during outrage at a persons statement in which it is actually so stupid that backing down from it, or apologizing for the supremely idiotic statement like an adult would cause the individual great discomfort.
Joe was definitely vargassing hard after his post on twitter.
Vargassing by SmackYoMama March 8, 2023

Vagaslin 

To decorate your Vagina with sparkles
Omg your your vagina is vagaslin
Vagaslin by Powerfulcolby January 2, 2021

vassassination 

skateboarding term used to describe a gnarly maneuver with the same style and awesomeness as the vassassin himself.
"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"

"that kickflip was pure vassassination"
vassassination by brown snake January 24, 2009

vagassifieds 

Hey there bud where'd you find that hot babes oh the vagassifieds we met last week