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vagpecker 

A vagpecker is a specific sexual orientation to which your are attracted to, or are a person who has both a vagina and penis much larger than a garden variety hermaphrodite.
Dude, I was in the bathroom taking a piss and a vagpecker next to me squirted some syrup out of his mangina on the floor! No shit? Yuppers!
vagpecker by Vagpecker October 7, 2023
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Vag Neck 

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
Vag Neck by YAWA May 11, 2020

Vagineck 

When women contort their neck into positions which makes their neck resemble a vagina
For example: today I was looking in the mirror and I started making vaginecks
Vagineck by toysareuskid June 22, 2016

Vagineck 

When you have so much excessive fat on the chin, your chin has a friend (or more) but looks like the female genitalia
"What's wrong with your neck?" "I have a vagineck. Got a problem with it?"
Vagineck by Drummerchick315 January 15, 2017

vagineck 

n. When one has a growth or loose neck skin that resembles the female genitalia.
OMG! You have a vagineck!
vagineck by OMGSQUEE November 8, 2006

Varneckas 

One of the prettiest girls around and a thick and a baddie
Woah you met a Varneckas? she must be thick
Varneckas by Caraline :P May 10, 2022