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Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

vagiting 

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones
He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

Vagistick 

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.
I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
VAGINTINES DAY by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

vagistinator 

a tool used for back alley abortions. It has a spinning rotor blade on the end and shoots flames.
When I got vagistinated by the vagistinator it really hurt.
vagistinator by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Invading Vagistan 

- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!