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vaginoma 

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.
"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her
vaginoma by DB January 13, 2005

Vaginement 

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.
Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!
Vaginement by obfooley February 11, 2010

Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.
Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vaginaman 

when a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs, making it look like he's got just a bush
That was kinda gross in The Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill did the vaginaman.
vaginaman by Eduardo Lopeze July 5, 2005