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Vagina Envy 

When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy
John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.
Vagina Envy by Jiffem July 1, 2015

vagina envy 

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.
Man, I have some serious vagina envy.
vagina envy by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

vagina envy 

That feeling that your partners vagina have more fun.

"Oh maaaan, it sucks I got so much vagina envy today, since my sweetey had 10 orgasm, and I had but 1!"
vagina envy by re4m8edjerkess August 29, 2006

vagina envy 

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.
Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...
vagina envy by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007

vagina envy 

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.
these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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