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vagina-ing 

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.
vagina-ing by Antivan June 5, 2011
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Vaging (Vag-ing) 

A word that is derived from "dicking around"
" vaging around" is an act that is defined by certain speculations such as:
1- girl:guy ratio of at least 1:1 (excluding family) or when being alone
2- Both parties must be equally clothed (or unclothed)
3- cannot involve a dick without a vagina (includes blowjobs, handjobs unless speculation 2 is met)
4- you are not vaging if masturbating (this is de-vaging)

You can also be "Vag-blocked" meaning there is another male denying you the act of "vaging"
If all criteria are met, you are indeed vaging (vag-ing), congratulations
Vaging (Vag-ing) by anon1090 May 23, 2010

vaginainia 

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach
Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!
vaginainia by MF Girls February 8, 2021

vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.
She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.
vaginanigans by figarofigaro April 29, 2010

Bermuda vaginangle

Used to refer to a pussy so loose it has reached the point of incredibility. It is horrifying and mysterious, deep and untamed. Hence the name, the bermuda vaginangle (see bermuda triangle) because, if you go in, you might never come out.
Guy 1: Dude, where's our friend? I haven't seen him in weeks!

Guy 2: Oh, he's dating that one hoe. Must have been sucked into her Bermuda Vaginangle
Bermuda vaginangle by Goatse Gary February 14, 2014

vaginaing 

1. The rubbing of two or more vaginas together at any one time for sexual pleasure.
I want to vagina you on a desert road to nowhere, by a pool of water that never was.

My girlfriend and I were sprung by my nanna while vaginaing to the sensual tunes of Barry White
vaginaing by Punk Rat January 16, 2006
The sparkle in your eyes when you look at the person you like.
I'm not vaginging at the moment.
Vaginging by That is irrelevant December 29, 2009