by handrew December 17, 2008
The term used for someone's hand who presents a weak handshake. Derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the handshake has occured.
I had a really good feeling about the interview until I discovered the recruiter had vagina hands when I left her office.
by Gary the Happy Pirate May 23, 2007
When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)
by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009
when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018
by caxx September 24, 2013
The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.
by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009
-noun-
The most powerful female under a man.
The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.
The woman with whom someone of power relates to best
An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence
Often referred to as RHV
The most powerful female under a man.
The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.
The woman with whom someone of power relates to best
An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence
Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions
When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
by Furbyattack February 4, 2011