vagineering

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

by madnis July 29, 2008

vagine

slang for "vagina" as coined by Borat

"Her vagine hang low like a wizard's sleeve"

by J-dog, K-dog December 10, 2007

vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho January 26, 2006

Vaginement

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

by obfooley February 9, 2010

Vagine

Slang word for vagina.

Less crude and more amusing.

Charlotte get your vagine over here now!

by KiBeCh November 9, 2007

vaginate

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.

I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

vaginalizing

Demasculating masculinity.

Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.

Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.

by Highly Qualified November 15, 2014