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A food item created by going to a local Indian takeaway and buying donner and onion rings. Then taking some of the donner meat and inserting it in the middle of the onion ring, better consumed with 750ml of Irn Bru. Stomach aches, sickness, bad breath will follow soon after. Invented by three Scottish punk band members as food during band practice. Delicious...for the time it is in your mouth.
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Vaggio by DJBigMac October 18, 2010
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Hidden Vaggie Ranch 

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
Hidden Vaggie Ranch by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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vaggie burger

A tasty burger primarily made up of vagina.
I was chowing down a vaggie burger last night.

I can't eat that! I'm a vagitarian.
vaggie burger by Jennnnxxx March 29, 2009
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Vagio by villainmamainman April 4, 2009
Antonio was told by Guido that he had sand in his vagiola.
Vagiola by Sloth56 March 22, 2012

Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
Vaggie Fingers by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
A poontang so classy, fine and sophisticated it is like the Bellagio of vaginas.
Guy 1 JLM: Oh man she is a smokeshow!
Guy 2 III: Yeah, I'd like to get warm and cozy in that vagagio tonight.
Vagagio by thomplethrice April 26, 2011