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The proper name for American female sex organs.
"hi bb.
U like sexc chat
Show ur vagene pls
Sexc chat pls
Bb
Hi
Open ur vagene pls"

*Sends dick pic after no response*
vagene by Diarrheajonea August 22, 2017
A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
Vadge by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019
vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
He fell right into her vagenda!

vagene and bobs pic 

pls send vagene and bobs pic
guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

show vagene 

An expression used by Indian men who find themselves in need of sexual stimulation.
Hallo bb open Bob show vagene
show vagene by Sexy indian man October 7, 2017
Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...
I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.
Vadget by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011