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vagcation 

A long-distance trip taken by a heterosexual male in order to get laid.
Even though Tod and Veronica broke up last May when she moved to Calgary, he still takes occasional vagcations when there is cheap airfare available.
vagcation by Yosef Ganges December 17, 2008

Vagcation 

1 : Any length of time in which, due to the absence of a significant other, the carrier of the vagina does not partake in vagina intercourse 2 : the time during a woman's menstrual cycle in which the women, for fear of losing her man, performs oral sex to keep him from finding another vagina
Friend 1: So I heard you tell Christine you're going to NY. That should be fun, just you and Andrew for a nice relaxing weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm leaving Andrew at home, I am in depserate need of a vagcation.
Vagcation by P-Squeezie March 13, 2009

Vagcation 

When your vagina is on a vacation.
I am so sore my vagina is on a Vagcation.
Vagcation by LAL09 July 3, 2015

Vacation debt 

The consequences that one has to face for taking a vacation.

The fatigue that you have after coming from a hectic vacation or the chores that you missed because you went for a vacation but needs to be tended now along with everything else that's currently going on.

Another example would be the work that gets piled up while you are gone at your workplace and now needs to be done along with the current work.
I can't make it to the party tomorrow, I'm still dealing with my vacation debt.

I need a spa day to get rid of this vacation debt.

I'm drowning in my vacation debt, oh, it's horrible.
Vacation debt by Aprilly September 1, 2017

grippy sock vacation 

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"
grippy sock vacation by MXRed February 20, 2022

Vacationitis 

The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.
Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.
Vacationitis by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011