a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
by CellBlock March 12, 2005
noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
by thevagbadger July 6, 2009