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(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.
Ashley has a very large vaganus.
by clownpenis September 19, 2005
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When a small vagina is savaged by a penis of large girth (cockzilla), this causes the wall between the vagina and the anus to collapse. This creates one hole AKA Vaganus.
I tore that bitch a vaganus.

I'm sure she's got a vaganus.

This vaganus has an echo.

You could live in this vaganus.
by Mike Boom Doom Heath. June 19, 2008
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The Vaganus is the name given to ones area of skin between ones Vagina (front bottom) and ones Anus (back bottom) this is the female equivalent of the male Gooch.
Male 1 - man i went down on this chick last night

Male 2 - shit yeah what was it like

Male 1 - Sucked balls dude she had a well hairy Vaganus
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As of or relating to a woman who has a vagina and an anus that are unusually close together. Or just connected.
I had sex with Sally yesterday and I couldn't tell which hole was which.

Dude she had a vaganus.
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Noun. Female genitalia that serves the additional function of excreting feces (shitting / pooping) as compared to a vagina.

Pronunciation: Ver-jay-nus.
Had hot curry last night, my vaganus is on fire!
by maxjustin February 10, 2010
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The result of giving birth - when the outer skin of the vagina rips, temporarily leaving the anus & vagina as one hole.
After she gave birth, the doctor gave her pain medication for her vaganus.
by SFHulaGirl October 15, 2005
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After the birth of a very large baby the whole that is left behind. Within medical terminology it is properly referred to as a 4th Degree tear.
After she pushed out that 12 pound baby we had to go into the operating room to repair the huge VAGANUS that it left.

Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!
by yoni nurse September 07, 2010
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