A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.
I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!
by neergmas March 19, 2009
Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)
Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.
(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.
(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.
Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*
Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*
by fuxnix September 16, 2010
Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?
Son: I’m busy using it!
Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
Son: I’m busy using it!
Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019
ACTUAL MEANING TO REPLACE CURRENT LAME! ENTRY:
1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.
2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.
3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.
4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.
2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.
3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.
4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. You ASS VACUUM!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
by Jim'n'Josh September 8, 2006
by devbug April 3, 2011
An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.
by JulianDB January 1, 2017
a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.
I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.
by troy garner September 2, 2005