by rockstar nicole April 9, 2016
A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
boyfriend dick
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
boyfriend dick
by Galen Knode April 29, 2016
The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.
Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
by TazTheMan May 1, 2016
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
by Joe "madman" Griffiths April 27, 2016
Sizable dick one gets during a vacay: usually a tropical locale filled with dudes with stereotypically large dongs.
It's like that age-old joke:
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
by UpvoteEverything April 21, 2016
A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)
Fwb
the D
Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 1, 2016