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massiveness 

Noun that refers to an imposing amount of mass. Can be used to comment on someone's intimidating or weak physic. Most commonly used for motivational purposes to boost a bros confidence before or after a GTL (gym, tan, laundry) session.
Yo Peter has been hitting the gym hard lately, check out his massiveness.

Yo bro, where's your massiveness?

C'mon man, don't just sit there. You're going to lose all your massiveness.
massiveness by GTL-P May 25, 2011
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massivenassif 

adj. when someone is very good at something they do they are called 'massivenassif'
Damn!! Dem dat dere boy jus hit 6 hole ins oneses!! He be massivenassif!

wow, joe just won a 19,000$ pot playing poker. quite massivenassif!
massivenassif by sirPbaggy July 29, 2008

communistwealth of massiveassholes 

alternate name for the commonwealth of Massachusetts given due to the controlling nature of the state government and the majority of residents are indeed assholes
i couldnt take being told every little thing i can or cant do so i moved from the communistwealth of massiveassholes to new hampshire