A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.
This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again
by IloveyouVenezia April 10, 2016
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As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
by jb181382 April 9, 2016
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the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation
I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.
by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009
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A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.
Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation
by GwynneTastic January 29, 2010
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A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.
I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.
How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...
by Jake & Drew March 9, 2011
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A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
by kvincett April 30, 2016
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