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Definitions by GwynneTastic

Rub and Tug 

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.
I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.
Rub and Tug by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

Stripper Cough 

The cough one gets after visiting a strip club. Usually lasting 2 or 3 days after visit.

The cough comes from a mix of cheap perfume, smoke, glitter, sweat, hair spray and cheap booze.
I should not have got that last last lap dance. I now have stripper cough and my girlfriend is 100% going to find out I went to a strip club.
Stripper Cough by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

Wedi-quette

A persons/couples/dates/parents wedding Etiquette.
Good Wedi-quette

Being considerate of guests.

Sending stamps with RSVP envelopes.
Top shelf Open Bar
Sushi stand for cocktail hour

Bad:

Inviting someone to a wedding single.

Having a wedding 500 miles away.

Having a cash bar.

Having ugly female guests.
Wedi-quette by gwynnetastic May 29, 2010

Dick Dice 

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.
"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"
Dick Dice by Gwynnetastic February 28, 2010

Snow Balled 

To Kiss a girl very quicky after she gave ANOTHER guy a blow job and he blew a load in her mouth.
"Joe just got Snow balled. He is making out with that girl who just blew me"
Snow Balled by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.
I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.
Un-earned Cuddle by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010
F*cking Long Island D*ck

A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.

A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.

A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.
Duke University is full of F.L.I.D

Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D

"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"

"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.
F.L.I.D by GwynneTastic February 11, 2010