used in place of a full on vagina name drop. euphemisms are sometimes necessary when describing this particular organ because, lets face it, it's strange and intimidating. i mean, yeah, "i love the va-j-j", but come on, it looks like a badly treated stab wound and it bleeds like one, too. if it wasn't such a perfectly wet and squishy and warm home for the ween, no one would want anything to do with it.
are you sure it's safe for me to put my tally wacker into that va-j-j of yours?