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V-Neck Wanker 

Absolute knob heads who roll to shit clubs and bars (Liquid) in the 'wanker' outfit, v-neck, skinny jeans and plimsolls! Often have rolled up sleeves to show their tribal sleeve tattoos, Gelled hair and spray tan.

They frequently play FIFA when having pre-drinks and discuss the nights pulling techniques and how LADish they are!

When you see these knob heads you must tilt your head back make the most disgusted face and say 'Waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaa' along with doing the wanker shake with your fist!!!
Guy 1 ''Oi Dave look at that total cunt trying to pull that bird, looks like summin out of tool academy.''

Guy 2 ''I know bill! that's a V-Neck wanker, the try hard of the clubbing scene.''

Guy 1 ''What a wanker.''
V-Neck Wanker by Vairant December 9, 2012
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deadly v-neck 

n.-A v-neck that is very low cut, making it extremely risky to wear. They are very deadly for people might make fun of you for wearing them because they are so low.
"That dude in MetroPark is wearing a deadly v-neck...he even cut it to make it deeper!"
"Jum, what's up with your deadly v-neck? It's embarrassing."
deadly v-neck by ;fksdl July 29, 2009

V-Neck Friday 

The tradition of where a V-Neck shirt every Friday.
Josh: Hey bro, it's V-Neck Friday tomorrow!
Ross: Yea, I know! I can't wait!
a shirt with a neckline in the shape of a V. commonly worn by indie teenagers.
woah, look at that kid's v-neck, he's so indie.
V-neck by leithal October 18, 2008
A type of shirt that is artfully low-cut and often seen on scene kids who like it when people see their nipples. V necks look bad on anyone who is not tan/has big pectoral muscles, but looking bad is the same as looking artsy, and looking artsy is good.
Sweet V neck, dude. You have some fine-ass nipples.
v neck by Flexbone October 19, 2009
A girl tee-bagging someone with her vagina, usually on the neck.
Mike: "So did you and Lisa try that new move last night?"
Bob: "Hell yeah! She loves to V neck me!"

classy v-neck 

A v-neck which doesn't have a very deep "v." Often mistaken for a regular shirt unless the wearer calls attention to it. Also called "classy-vs" for short.
Woah, thats a pretty classy v-neck you're wearing today, Tom!
classy v-neck by fuckvtec April 25, 2011