Talking nothing but pure drivel, being wrong. (1)

Also, you can use it when calling bullshit on a game or something. (2)
(1) You're talking utter pish!

(2) That's utter pish, sparks were flying off his head. He's well died!
by Bazza Cribbons November 7, 2013
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Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.
Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.
by Truly Goopy March 29, 2020
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When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
by Scurlage September 9, 2020
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Big pulsating nipples that have an areloea that is pink (or in a black girls case brown) and is stretching the skin. They also have to hang down straight. These Utter juggs can not have a perky appearance. They have to be "bottom heavy" The nipples need to point down toward the ground.
Man, shit those Utter juggs on that plus size layne bryant model are fuckin' cattle style. Ain't she a beaut.
by Rowdy rrooo November 7, 2007
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When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.
I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.
by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009
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To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.
Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.
by Clever Mike September 3, 2009
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Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
by DWK November 26, 2007
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