Dude 1: Man, my game kept lagging man. The service here sucks balls
Dude 2: Looks like a umobile situation
Dude 1: *wide-eyed
Dude 1: *whispering how do you know i was using umobile?
Dude 2: heh.
n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”