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The worst, i mean the worst mobile service provider i've ever encountered in my entire life

They're basically the dictionary definition of "no service" on cellphones
Dude 1: Man, my game kept lagging man. The service here sucks balls
Dude 2: Looks like a umobile situation
Dude 1: *wide-eyed
Dude 1: *whispering how do you know i was using umobile?
Dude 2: heh.
Umobile by JackAssSwipe November 18, 2019

Swedish automobile 

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

Unimobile 

A Unimobile is a marked patrol squad car driven by a uniformed officer, otherwise known as a silver badged Uni.
The stupid popo's unimobile is blocking traffic and is going to make me late for my parole hearing
Unimobile by legendary gold September 20, 2015

automobile

any form of transportation that does not requre much human effort.
i know! we can take an automobile to the party.
automobile by luke7989847 November 16, 2007

Automobile

A thing that runs horselessly
I be rollin in my automobile
Automobile by Gary mcbrindleberge December 2, 2019

automobilesexual 

sexually attracted to cars, has different types referring to color and brand.
car: are you automobilesexual because I need you to ride me right now.
automobilesexual by combabbycomon December 18, 2020