Ursuline Academy of Dallas is basically a bunch of mean girls who love drama. Every girl is constantly on her period and thinks it is a personality trait. There are so many STDs swirling around that school that they literally have had to close campus. The girls never shower, have hairy legs and you know what else... They also think they are superior to other schools like JP2 of Hockaday but they really are not. Public school girls dominate the Jesuit Dallas boys because they are simply better and prettier. The toxicity radiating from that school makes me cringe even driving down Walnut Hill. Ive heard that there are bloody tampons in every toilet and that the girls have no hygiene or personal space. I would be surprised if any of them have brushed their teeth or hair in the past week. Dont date an Ursuline girl. Trust me.
by barbfromstrangerthings October 23, 2020
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a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.
mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.
by loverofbears October 5, 2022
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