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Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.
I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.
Urkin by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007
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Urkelin' 

When a person performs an act similar to that of Steve Urkel.
1. "Did you see Zach knock over that bong?"

"Yeah he was straight Urkelin'"

2. "Dude that's the third time this week Zach dropped in unannounced."

"I know, kid be Urkelin'

3. "Zach built that crazy machine in his basement and now he's a super stud"

"Yep, Urkelin' again."
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When a sports network is broadcasting multiple games on different channels and manages to play commercials at the same time in every game.
"Switch to the other game, it's a commercial."
"Nah, they're laying down the double urkin with a commercial on that one too."
urkin by Sports Paul March 18, 2007
Term imposed by ESPN's The Sports Guy's friend House during March Madness 2007, referring when, a sports event broadcasting several games at a time, commercials are going on on all games at once.

From Round I Diary:

9:49: For the first time today, CBS has commercials going on all three games at the same time. That leads to this exchange:

Me: We gotta come up with a name for that phenomenon … it's like a whitewash, but with commercials.

House: Whatever the name is of the town rapist in 'Borat' -- that's what we should call it."

That leads to House googling the guy's name … it's Urkin. So that's what we'll call it. An Urkin.
Urkin by theriotfish March 27, 2007
- annoying, getting on your nerves.
- getting under your skin.
- Agravating



aYo. I swear watchu doin is really urkin my nerves.
Urkin by headovaheelzchic October 27, 2008

urkelin' 

When an individual's pants have knowingly or unknowingly risen above their belly button, resembling the hiked up style of pants made famous by character Steve Urkel on the 90's TV show Family Matters.
Example 1: "Dude, pull your pants down, you're urkelin'."

Example 2: "Look at Ms. Brewer, she's urkelin'! Her pants are hiked all the way up to her non-existant titties!"
urkelin' by Percy Jones August 4, 2007

urkin my noodle 

A word used to show strong anger towards someone.
Damnit Christian Harris you're urkin my noodle!
urkin my noodle by Emilie Parker December 30, 2004