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Urinomics 

A bipartisan non-dictator specific derivative of the term Reaganomics which was associated with Ronald Reagan's failed trickle down economic policies and highly successful corruption strategy.

A super elitist dictator bastard dumps a bunch of cash on a bunch of other filthy rich elitist bastards of the top 2% who then proceed to piss on the remaining 98% of the population while they assure the 98% that this pissing will eventually result in prosperity for the lower 98%. No prosperity ever occurs but rather only the wetness and stench of the urination is conveyed.
The renewal of the Shrub's tax cuts is merely another case of corruption and trickle down urinomics.

It looks like my life will be a living hell for the next 50 years thanks to trickle down urinomics.
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Ergonomics 

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.
"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"
Ergonomics by Zee Heur August 19, 2013
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orgonomics 

The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort
If Sally had learned about orgonomics before she tried the wheelbarrow, Bert might have been able to plow her all night long
orgonomics by jedediah smith February 28, 2009

urbanomics 

is a discipline that involves arranging the definitions to fit the person in it
assken is off the hook the way he uses urbanomics to come up w/defs for words he makes up outta thin air and posts them on urbandictionary
urbanomics by assken December 3, 2009

ergonomics 

To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.
to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen
ergonomics by Craven September 26, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026