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urbandictionaryalese 

Words made up by loser, loner internet geeks for a mildly popular web-site called 'Urban Dictionary' in a vain attempt to seem witty or clever. It hardly ever works.

(Kinda like this)
Loser: Happy Amazonukkah!

Friend: What the hell is that? Some kind of made up word?

Loser: Yeah! It's urbandictionaryalese, don't you speak it?
urbandictionaryalese by RPAIN December 30, 2009
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UrbanDictionaryTube

Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.
X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.
UrbanDictionaryTube by Hamfry December 3, 2011

UrbanDictionarytard 

A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary.com) definitions to Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is more for slang, coined words, ghetto slang (ebonics), teenspeak, regional colloquialisms and other neologisms that are defined for the benefit of others (preferably with some wit and humor).
Contrasting examples:

MISOGYNIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): A woman hater.

MISOGYNIST (slang definition): A man who wins an argument with a feminist.

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RACIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): Someone who feels racially superior, and exercises prejudice or negative attitudes towards people of a different skin color.

RACIST (slang definition): A statement of surrender during an argument.

When two people are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the one that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game.

"Racist" acquired this new meaning when debaters (predictably) used the term as an argument of last resort. (They couldn't prevail against logic, truth, and common sense, so they played the race card to try and eek out a victory).

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CLOWN (UrbanDictionarytard definition): a circus performer known for their comic antics, exaggerated physical features, brightly colored costumes, and heavy use of stage make-up.

CLOWN (slang definitions): 1. A person who is humorous without intention, therefore is a dumb mutha.

2. A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

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Do you see the difference in these examples???

Urbandictionaryathon 

To browse urbandictionary randomly and stumble upon multiple unknown words.
Johnny: I could really use a ZJ right now.

Jimmy: Wtf is a ZJ??

Jimmy's friend: iunno guy lets have an urbandictionaryathon.

*Johnny's street vocabulary was quite broad due to several urbandictionaryathons.*

UrbanDictionaryRetard 

someone who actually believes everything that they read on Urban Dictionary as the spoken word - as in their name being defined as a great, fabulous person everyone loves...
Rebecca read thather name means the prettiest girl in the world on Urban Dictionary. This is, in fact not true, cementing the fact that she is an UrbanDictionaryRetard
UrbanDictionaryRetard by smash0629 February 3, 2010

urbandictionaryite

1. Someone who regularly submits definitions to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Someone who regularly uses words defined in UrbanDictionary.com.
1. You've got so many definitions up there, you're a certified urbandictionaryite!
2. Guy 1: The hangry chupacabra got crunked on beer.
Guy 2: You're one hell of an urbandictionaryite.
urbandictionaryite by Mikey G October 3, 2003

Urbandictionaryitis

Meaning, Once you start Urban dictionaring things you can't stop!
"Tom knows all of the pop culture references!"

"How?" "He has urbandictionaryitis

"Don't argue with Jake he knows he's right."
"Yeah, he has urbandictionaryitis..."