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Urban Dictionerd 

n. A person who makes up words for the sole purpose of having them published on UrbanDictionary.com .
"Oh great. Dan is coming over here to tell us about his new submissions. What an Urban Dictionerd."
Urban Dictionerd by Aleah November 1, 2006

Urban Dictionerd 

One of the many individuals who, (for reasons yet undetermined and unjustified), submit definitions to Urban Dictionary which are significantly similar to the definitions that can be found in any of the billions of Webster's "Blasphemous Books" ALREADY published in this world.

This term may also refer to those individuals who submit definitions portraying intense emotions or idealisms; often displaying resentment and a sense of having been offended.

In both cases, these individuals mistake the whole idea of Urban Dictionary, which is to enlighten those who are naieve in a light-hearted, usually humorous and witty way, of those words, concepts and phrases which have spawned, sprouted, and developed as a result of the wisdom of the many honorable citizens of this world who possess a sense of creative savvy.

At any rate, these individuals both degrade and defile this wondrous mark on history known as Urban Dictionary.
If I wanted to know the prosaic, arid meaning for the word, I would have consulted Webster. Thanx for wasting my life, Urban Dictionerd.

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Mug 

1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.