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Urban Dictionary Disorder

A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.

See: annoying as hell
Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?

Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!

Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!

Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ
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Urban Dictionary Discord 

A discord made just for urban dictionary definitions. There are separate channels for different types of definitions, and may petition to create countless definitions for the term Giraffe Potty.
The link to the urban dictionary discord-

https:/ /discord.gg/QVX82MZ

urban dictionary dislikes

the button people only click when they are on of 3 things: 1) pressed over the tiniest things 2) trying to be edgy 3) chronically online
person a: I dislike every definition on urban dictionary I see cause I'm sooooo edgy, urban dictionary dislikes are the BEST
person b: wth dude, why

urban dictionary discreet

this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
"man, I gotta be urban dictionary discreet with this one lol"

Urban Dictionary dislike button

A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.

see Urban Dictionary Names
How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio 

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?
Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes 

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently
User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable