Urbane Dictionary

The exact opposite of the 'Urban Dictionary'. If such a website existed, it would have the definitions of 'posh' or 'sophisticated' words within it.

The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'

Urbane Dictionary Dewd: Thou is but a grovelling horeson!

Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?

by Naname August 27, 2012

Urban dictionary

The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.

Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???

by F to the fricken MA April 20, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.

Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.

by get this shit off google December 25, 2009

The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

Urban dictionary

You must be real stupid if you don’t know what urban dictionary means. U are literally on it right now.

Me: urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: you must be very stupid if you don’t know what urban dictionary is.

by you are reading my name May 6, 2020

urban dictionary

A website that doesn't accept any of my definitions.

Fuck you urban dictionary.

by nilethe146 January 1, 2015

urban dictionary

an old website that died out.
why are you even here lol

dang. this man uses urban dictionary like you and me. what a loser.

by teevee2 August 7, 2020