upwards tuck 

When a male gets a boner and he needs to hide it he tucks his penis under his waistband to make it less obvious. It works better with a belt.

In class you get a boner and you need to preform the upwards tuck.

upwards tuck by XxXFortnitelegendonepumpXxX September 8, 2018

Upwards spire 

When you are a pussy so you build walls to not get full momentum

Bro you scuffed so hard with the upwards spire instead of full momentum you fucking bitch

Upwards spire by Trickshoting is dead383 July 29, 2021

fail upwards 

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

fail upwards by Eggsocket July 9, 2009

Close the door upwards 

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

Close the door upwards by zark5 April 16, 2009

Failing upwards 

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

Failing upwards by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020

playing an upwards red 

refers to the system used on popular game pro evo to measure a players form, but translated into real life as to how someone is playing football, how there pulling or how there generally feeling

"champ i cant believe you just pulled rachel dove" "yeh i was playing an upwards red just then"
(- well he'd have to be)

playing an upwards red by Frazer Newport May 1, 2007

Fucking Upwards 

To fuck up something in a way that benefits someone or resolves a situation.

Jerry destroyed all the toilets in a fit of rage at the office. Now they're putting in state of the art ones. Last week he torched a copier and they also upgraded. Man that guy is totally fucking upwards.

Fucking Upwards by Brainmagic December 28, 2014